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Browse these ten reasons to hate hipsters.

Read about Apple banning a porn iPhone app.

Download six sermons from Tim Keller on the Prodigal God.

See Ed Stetzer twittering from a panel discussion at the SBC. Uh, I mean, read this article about younger pastors in the convention.

Did you celebrate “Bring Your (Unloaded) Gun To Church Day” this past Sunday?

Browse this list of great “out of context” concerts.

Read about Obama picking a church.

Read about Creflo Dollar being sued.

R.I.P. Billy Mays.

Read about Steve Jobs returning to Apple after a liver transplant.

Download Christianity Today’s helpful “Justification Primer,” comparing some of the major points of discussion between N.T. Wright and John Piper (PDF file direct download).

1 illegal download = 3 1/3 dead relatives.

Read Christianity Today’s profile of the Welcome Wagon.

See this cool music video made entirely from shredded paper.

Read about the study finding that “office toilet seats had an average of 49 germs per square inch,” while “computer keyboards were more than 60 times higher, averaging 3,295 bacteria per square inch.”

Read about the possibility of Johnny Depp playing Michael Jackson.

See fancy fast food.

Read as Justin Taylor interviews Mark Driscoll.

See some food tattoos.

See what actually happens when a curveball is thrown.

Read John Piper’s thoughts on “online church.”

Read this piece from Touchstone: “The Gospel of Mark (Driscoll) & His Critics.”

Read about the seized suitcase filled with $1.34 billion in U.S. bonds.

Read as Christianity Today catches up with Stryper’s Michael Sweet.

This is why you’re fat.

Browse this collection of the top five commentaries on every book of the bible. This list, is, of course, subjective.

Read as the New York Times profiles Jeff Tweedy.

Read as Time interviews Tweedy.

Browse as Drowned In Sound profiles their picks for the top 25 independent albums of the year so far.

Read as See! Magazine talks to Frank Black.

Read this interview with Femi Kuti.

Browse/participate in Newsweek’s list of the 100 best books of all time.