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Watch this piece about a PA school district being charged with spying on students at their homes.

See the new iPhone and someone lose their job at Apple.

Read yet another call for Ergun Caner to repent and resign.

Browse as Time lists the top ten “religious relics.”

Read about Israel banning the iPad.

R.I.P. Guru.

Read about Obama being heckled from the left.

Read about Steve Jobs saying that those who want porn can go buy an Android.

R.I.P. Anathallo.

Get your very own “Who Would Jesus Whip? (WWJW) bracelet?

Read about Tom Schreiner taking John Piper’s place to debate N.T. Wright.

Do people have a hard time trusting you? Grow a beard.

Read about contextualization without compromise.